Yay, I finished the first request!!! (…And it’s 1 am but that’s besides the point!!) I really hope I didn’t make any mistakes - but this was much easier to translate than some of the other stuff I’ve been working on!!
Still, sorry for any and all mistakes!! If you notice anything wrong please don’t hesitate to let me know!
Ah - also, this is part of a Dangan Ronpa log, so unfortunately I couldn’t find a proper title. But, I think it was in the log - however I had a hard time reading the handwriting, so if you find the title please tell me!!
Edit: Some of the lines have now been corrected thanks to a lovely Anon!! Thank you!
Title: (Unknown) - If found, please send me a message!!
Requested by: Anonymous
Rating: Safe for work
Pairing: (Implied) Nagito Komaeda X Hinata Hajime - KomaHina
IT’S FINALLY THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
I CAN FINALLY REBLOG THIS
I love this movie because of the historically accurate tiny muppet costumes
we don’t talk about jesus and buddha taking a vacation in japan enough
Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.
Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.
Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).
TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!
NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.